Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.
Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.
Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?
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Anonymous asked:
You are amazing.
Thank you🥺 I haven’t felt like I’m amazing in a long
when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u
*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*
me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor
me: *winks with both eyes*
